My lips are dry.

Don’t know how to say this. The first text I ever wrote on Tumblr was written while I was REALLY drunk. The day after I didn’t remember clearly that I wrote it, and when I read it. Inhale. I didn’t even start laughing, because it was so bad. Exhale. But I won’t delete it, it’ll maybe be funny some day.

By the way, I’m freely joining the army.

And the title is true. I need….something….to make them wet….help me.